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But when I do Meme

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Hell for dogs

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Scary Campfire Story

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Pretentious Vacuum

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Scared Dog

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Drunk Vacuum

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Perspectives on Vacuuming

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Beyonce Lookalike

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Vacuum or Dubstep

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Boss Cat Vacuum Memo

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Sexy Blue

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Miele Billboards

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Great Miele Billboard

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Terrible Pun…

I accidentally left my vacuum cleaner running all night. I guess you could say it was an overnight suck excess.

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The Droids

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Cartoon

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Matrix

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Attachments

Why can’t a Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments.

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Spherical Chickens

Not the right kind of vacuum, but I think it just makes it funnier…
A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem cheap jordan outlet. The biologist observed the chickens, concluding, “I can tell you there’s something wrong with your chickens, but I don’t know what’s causing it.” The chemist took fluid samples from the chickens back to his lab, and returned saying, “I can tell you what’s infecting your chickens, but I don’t know how they got it.” Meanwhile, the physicist had been sitting on the floor, scribbling madly on several notebooks worth of paper. Suddenly, he jumped up, exclaiming, “I have the answer, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.”

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Abhoring Vacuums

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Eating Dirt

A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, “If this new vacuum doesn’t pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt.”

The woman, who by this time was losing her patience, said, “Sir, if I had enough money to buy that thing, I would have paid my electricity bill before they cut it off new balance women sale. Now, what would you prefer, a spoon or a knife and fork?”

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Vacuum Jokes Suck

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