Terrible Pun...
I accidentally left my vacuum cleaner running all night. I guess you could say it was an overnight suck excess.
Attachments
Why can’t a Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments.
Spherical Chickens
Not the right kind of vacuum, but I think it just makes it funnier…
A farmer noticed that his chickens were sick, and called in a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to help diagnose the problem cheap jordan outlet. The biologist observed the chickens,...Read More »
Eating Dirt
A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw a large bag of dirt all over her clean carpet. He said, “If this new vacuum doesn’t pick up every bit of dirt then I’ll eat all the dirt.”
The woman,...Read More »
